i have a crush on every cute boy help
IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?
the hex girls > the beatles
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FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.
This sounds like what my mother said i did to her
Straight Guy Brought To Tears Upon Learning LGBT People Are Not Only People, But Also Exist
Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it
I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.
fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down
VERY IMPORTANT LIFE UPDATE
i started college and its a lot of work and yeh thats why i havent updated in like 3 weeks. still love yall
what type of sick ass name is Mgmt
According to multiple reporters who were on the scene, a man wearing a Pikachu hat and carrying a stuffed Pokémon jumped the White House fence today and ran across the lawn before being apprehended by Secret Service agents.
son, you can’t battle the American League Champion without all 8 badges
babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job